Daddy bought an Aberdeen Angus cow for Marie
He showed her how to manage the milking
Marie just giggled at me
Sold the milk then to buy a red hen
We kept in me grandmother's bed
Me and Lizzy always busy to keep the aul' bird fed
And now we all sing in Pheonix Park
For our money, for our money.
Baroness Baggy-Eye told us to run away
And not sing at her gate
We turned on her chauffer and beat him with a poker
And left him to his fate
Rich Uncle Henry handed me a penny
To buy my heart's desire
I took out me lighter as he grew whiter
And set his car on fire.
And now we all sing in Pheonix Park
For our money, for our money.