A NIGHT IN TELEVISION WONDERLAND ANOTHER FAIRYTALE ABOUT SOME RITCH b*tch LYING BY THE SWIMMING POOL IT'S THE GOLDEN SCHOOL LIVING'S EASY WHEN YOU MAKE THE RULES LAST FRIDAY WAS THE FIRST TIME IT ONLY TOOK ABOUT A HALF A MINUTE ON THE STAIRWAY IT WAS CHILD'S PLAY THE ODDS TURN TO EVEN WHEN YOU GIE UP BELIEVING IN THE [CHORUS] COLD LAW, STEEL CLAW TRY TO GET ON BOARD YOU FIND THE LOCK IS ON THE DOOR WELL I SAY 'NO WAY...' DON'T TRY TO KEEP ME OUT OR THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY I DON'T KNOW WHO'S RIGHT OR WHO'S WRONG BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WHEN YOU'RE LYING IN THE GUTTER IT'S A SEE SAW A LONG HOT BATTLE WITH THE COLD LAW IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH THE STEEL CLAW THE POLITICIANS HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS PLACE
EXCEPT FOR A FLYING VISIT IN A BLACK MERCEDES NO ELECTION TIME THEY CROSS THE LINE AND EVERYBODY RUNS TO WATCH THE PANTOMIME IF THEY COULD SEE WHAT'S GOING HERE AROUND THERE SO MANY PEOPLE HANGING ON THE EDGE CRYING OUT GOR REVOLUTION RETRIBUTION THE ODDS TURN OUT EVEN WHEN YOU GIVE UP BELIEVING IN THE [CHORUS] SOMETIMES I THINK I'M GOING CRAZY SOMETIMES I DO A LINE MAKES ME LAUGH MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE A JOYRIDE ON THE HIGH TIDE SOMETIMES I'M CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE MEANWHILE EDDY'S ON THE WEST COAST I HEARD HE'S SHACKING UP WITH SOME SWEET SENORITA UP IN FRISCO YOU AND I KNOW THE ODDS TURN OUT EVEN WHEN YOU GIVE UP BELIEVING IN THE [CHORUS]