My girlfriend dumped me five days ago You're my favorite couple and I wanted you to know Yeah, two is company, three is a crowd But Friday night's comin' up, I heard you're goin' out And I've been down since she been gone And if you don't mind, I'd like to tag along And be a (Third wheel) Would it be alright? I ain't' got nothin' goin' Can I hang with you tonight? (Third wheel) Don't make me stay home I know you want to be together But I don't wanna be alone We can go walkin' and look at the moon Or get a hot fudge sundae with an extra spoon You can park the car, run your fingers through her hair I'll be in the back seat, you won't even know I'm there
How 'bout the Cheesecake Factory Just you and her and me I'm gonna be a (Third wheel) Wouldn't it be great? Don't mind me Carry on with your date (Third wheel) Don't let me stay home I know you wanna be together But I don't wanna be a-... Let's go shoppin', give me the keys Or an awkward picnic by the oak tree We can stay in and watch DVDs Or you can play Twister and I can referee I'm gonna be a (Third wheel) That's what I do You can act like I ain't irritating you (Third wheel) I'll make myself at home Thanks to you two I'll never be alone! (Never be alone) "We've all been there, come on!" Here we go a one and a two and a third wheel