Verse 1 You ain't heard nothing this hot since Juve dropped 400!/ Since Soulja Slim left No Limit!/ Or when Jay Electronica came on the scene Dimethl-trippin'!/ I've come like dentist to bring back the feelin'!/ Nothing but fill-in's have come in position/ So I jumped up in it to so they'll come up missing!/ Like me when I'm pitchin'! Yup, I'm getting tossed!/ I'm only good at spittin', cause I really s** at sports!/ In P.E. with shorts too high for com-fort!/ Getting beat like Scott Storch, set me on this course/ Indeed! Now fast-forward, who's that at the door?/ The geeks & the dorks are out on the porch!/ They say they wanna enter, and I'm thinking that they finna'/ Cause it's really harsh winter & J.ReaL's with em'!/ And I heard he gave Mellysa the wood like Taye Diggs & nem'/ So Mell, get the door.../ It's Friday night & I feel alright/ Got a party going down on the Southside/ And I've got my Ferris Buler shades on to hide my sight/ Looking like I lost a fight with a housewife/ Looking like a douchebag but I still don't care/ Black leather jacket on as I spike my hair!/ To all my O.G. macks & my wanna-be players/ This is how the f** we do it, put your hands in the air! Go!/ Hook Put a cup up & grab one more!/ Go ape sh**! Spaz on the floor!/ If you an animal, you can't go wrong!/ And I'm the King b**h! Sun Wukong!/ We ain't stopping til' the street lights come on!/ Oops! Guess I lied, they been on & we still going!/ Spaz if you want! Go HAM! Go off!/ I'm the king b**h! Sun Wukong!/ Verse 2 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!/ Got a aerosol can? Spray it like a Mack-11!/ Cause that's how many freaks are inside my bedroom!/ And it's 40-mins in on a 2-hour twerk session!/
Allah, what a blessing! Ask my reverend!/ Only angels with a** on this stairway to heaven!/ McDonald's for dinner? [Hello! Whatcha' getting?]/ I think I might have ordered all the buns on the menu!/ All these colors keep flying by my eyes/ Video games rule the bulk of my mind/ Pause & rewind, a**, tits, thighs/ Every girl rules the bulk of my mind/ It's just eat, game, f**. Eat, game, f**/ Go to sleep, wake up, eat, game, f**/ Girls, games, sustenance; girls, gain sustenance/ Girls are sustenance...yup/ Back in the cut like a wound full of peroxide/ Sprite's got my buzzed! Been a while since I got high!/ But call the doc, cause I'm still waiting to detox!/ What up doc?! Is there no REAL detox?!/ It feels so good in my hood tonight/ All g**ners forgot about the drive-bys.../ "Speaking on such, the drive-bys have NOT been cancelled but instead Postponed until further notice" Hook Bridge Now all my cuties with a bu*t, throw it up/ And all my cuties with some bust, lift it up/ sh**, throw it up if you got neither one/ But all my girls with pretty feet to the front/ Southside throw it up, East Coast throw it up/ West Coast throw it up, Mid-West throw it up/ Show em' up, blowin' up, all over your sofer-a!/ That's not even a word, but I'm not even that worried cause/ I'm back up in my element, I'm fresher than a peppermint/ I'm better than whoever and I'm telling them I'm special and/ The rest of them irrelevent, and revelry, celery!/ And celibate & sentiment & synonym & eminem-y!/ This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh!/ Just another kid who chose a different path/ Dag...na buckets/ Oomp!/ Hook [Outro] (Random talking)