You and I have a problem We don't even know it You told me you'd come to my show But you ended up in the shopping mall Shopping for your clothes You ended up in the shopping mall Shopping for your clothes You told me that you'd come to my show You ended up in the shopping mall Shopping for your clothes Care I don't care I just like living in this city I don't care about clothes My name is Cannonball Statman I'm a labrador retriever I don't care about clothes You and I have a problem I don't even know it I told you I'd come to your show But I ended up somewhere else Playing my own show I ended up somewhere else Playing my own show I told you that I'd come to your show I ended up somewhere else Playing my own show Care I don't care I just like living in this city I don't care about shows My name is Cannonball Statman I'm a labrador retriever I don't care about shows
Third verse Same as the first A little bit louder And a little bit worse You and I have a problem We don't even know it You told me you'd come to my show But you ended up in the shopping mall Shopping for your clothes You ended up in the shopping mall Shopping for your clothes You told me that you'd come to my show You ended up in the shopping mall Shopping for your clothes Care I don't care I just like living in this city I don't care about clothes My name is Cannonball Statman I'm a labrador retriever I don't care about clothes You have a problem You don't even know it You are only human But I'm part human and I'm part dog I'm part human and I'm part dog You are only human I'm part human and I'm part dog Care I don't care I just like living in this city I'm part human and part dog My name is Cannonball Statman I'm a labrador retriever I'm part human and part dog