[Intro] There she was... Looking back at me from the black and white article The most wonderfull women I've ever laid eyes on It's a damn shame, see obituaries [Verse 1] I think this chick is very oww wee, in the obituary, sue me For thinking these things, about the decease I'm yanking my thing, so semen release But that won't cut it, now I'm like "f** it" I can bring her back with budget All I need is wire ring, and strings and a Couple other things to turn her to a machine But most importantly I need the body Grab up the shovel, indeed bring the shotty Just in case somebody sees me robbing The cementery, where these things are rotting 6 feet later I'm at the casket Tie rope to the back of my car and latch it Mash on the gas as I drag her away I feel like I'm already hearing her say: [Hook: Grewsum & Girl] (Uh, Tyler I all want you) I know you do, I programmed you to (Uh, Tyler I all want you) I know you do, you're formatted to (Uh, Tyler I all need you) I know you do, I design you to (Uh, Tyler I all want you) I know you do, I programmed you to [Verse 2] Got a box home now, pry with the crowbar The top to dope to quick, and oh lord She's still a s**y chick Looks like the formaldehyde did the trick
She looks like Paris Hilton with a set of tits Meat on a hips and a set of lips Try to open the mouth to get a kiss No luck, rigor mortis set in quick Looks like I'mma have high electric bill Time to take out the organs and fill (rebuild) Take the remote control core parts Splice, slice and dice to make her a heart Make her throat deeper and fix the legs Tommorow this time, she can give me heads Set up the in center, now all I need is a lightning strike It's alive [Hook] [Verse 3] She's walking, talking, f**ing, s**ing Cooking, cleaning, I'm so lucky There's a couple things that I need to fix Yeah, she bleeds out of tits, but it's just a glitch I ain't never seen such a flexible s*ut Dislocate the legs, when I'm ready to nut Feels like the p**y when I'm raping the mouth I ain't never worry about taking it out It's kinda gross, the skin finally started to decompose And she lost a nose, broke her elbows and she lost the toes And the p**y caved in, now it's just a hole She still cooks and cleans, I'mma keep her around I can't make sense to just putting it down In next week, another hot chick will die And I'll reanimate her so I can reply like [Hook]