This parade of candied people Turns the bend in castle's steeple Flood the tower with your body Fling yourselves from upper belfry Let's witness the whole occasion Piles of bodies fill the garden Smash the hedgerow with their plummet Stop with panic, ugly banquet Floating in the vile moat yeah
Crack their skulls upon the cobbles Ringing home their lemming's message Fill the streets with awful messes Please hand over keys to castle Make the change without the ha**le Start a new crop of good people Lock the door to castle's steeple