The students at Hogwarts are sorted into Houses according to
Whatever that shifty Sorting Hat says they ought to do
I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted
He said, "Sorry, Whompy, but I could get reported
To the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure -
You're not a wizard, you're a tree."
So I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome
I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome
I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome
Well, the House of Awesome is a place for anyone without a home
Regardless of race, religion, creed, gender, or s**ual preference
We accept whites, we accept blacks
We accept rebel freedom fighters on horseback
We accept Asians, we accept Jews
We accept everyone and that includes you!
I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome
I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome
I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome
The students at Hogwarts are sorted into Houses according to
Whatever that shifty Sorting Hat says they ought to do
I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted
He said, "Sorry, Whompy, but I could get reported
To the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure -
You're not a wizard, you're a tree."
So I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome
I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome
I'm starting a new House and it's called Awesome