Oh, Cedric why'd you go into that maze?
Haven't you ever seen a Hollywood movie before?
In which a minor character gets slain
To benefit the survival of the big star
It's such a cliche
You've been at Hogwarts long enough to know
That Harry's gonna get through whatever comes his way
Then there's that whole business with Cho Chang
There had to be a means of getting you out of the way
It's such a cliche
Cedric Diggory
Were you too proud to see
Your days were numbered when
You stepped in the ring with him
You were unaware
That you were just a spare
You're six feet underground
And Harry's still around
We all agree you're braver than most boys
But that's no reason to go and get yourself k**ed
Did you notice there's no scar on your forehead?
And what kind of hero dresses in yellow anyway?
It's such a cliche