[Chorus] We're having a lovely time, wish you were here We're having a lovely time, wish you were here [Verse 1] There's miles of frankfurters and people who hurt us in Germany We haven't played since yesterday There's just ten more shows and one week to go We'd all like to go [Chorus] [Verse 2] Great piles of spaghetti, bad vibes like confetti in Italy We go by train and not by plane We'd come home by car if it wasn't too far To drive home by car [Bridge] Hope you're well at home Next week I'll try to phone Not very long to go
I'll tell you when I'm coming home as soon as I know [Chorus] [Verse 3] There's lots of French fries, disapproving eyes in the U.S.A We've had no shows since I don't know There's just one thing wrong, we've been here too long The money's all gone [Chorus] [Verse 4] There's kangaroos and we're bad news in Australia Thrown off the plane for drinking beer So long on the plane it drove us insane So long on the plane [Bridge] [Chorus] [Outro] We've done very well, but we've been to hell and heaven as well