What do you get when you fall in love
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I will never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
What do you get when you kiss a girl
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After a while she'll never phone you
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
Gonna tell me what it's all about?
Cos I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains, the chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love?
You get enough tears to fill an ocean
That's what you get for your devotion
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
Out of those chains, the chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you
Don't tell me what it's all about
Cos I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains, the chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you
(What do you get?
You get pneumonia
What do you get
You get pneumonia)
What do you get when you fall in love
You only get tears and pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I'll, I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again