Sarah the sad spirit
Loves Bobby the bad bum
According to mum, dear
She won't hear of anyone
For darling daughter
But Gary the good guy
Dum-dum
Arumpabum
Arumpabum
Spit in your eye mum.
Or I'll have you eaten
By Michael the monster
Today's a pretty one
I have my own plans
Get off my back.
Dum-dum
Dum-dum
Arumpabum
Arumpabum
Thud!
Crunch!
Mum bites her nails.
Change the sands of time.
Tick-tock.
Tick-tock.
And no one can tell.
Dum-dum
Dum-dum
Arumpabum
Arumpabum
Sarah the sad spirit
Loves Bobby the bad bum
According to mum, dear
She won't hear of anyone
For darling daughter
But Gary the good guy
Dum-dum
Arumpabum
Arumpabum