My baby's got a new brain Now she don't even remember my brain Goes out with every guy she sees Don't care about lil' old me Chorus: New Brain, new brain, new brain, new brain My baby's got a new brain New Brain, new brain, new brain, new brain My baby's got a new brain Her new brain says I'm no longer cool And it won't let me see her ‘cos it's working to rule She wants someone younger with more get up and go And I'm also too ugly, don'tcha know. (Yeah-)
(Chorus) The word is out and it's goin' around This girl's the hottest property here in town Used to be mine, eyes only for me Now she's got so many guys it's making me dizzy. (Yeah-) (Chorus) (Yeah) (Solo) Her new brain's gotta be working overtime If I wanna see her I gotta wait in line Then it says it's only winners for me Not some old two-bit loser, no siree! (Chorus 2x)