There's a man in the funny papers we all know
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He lived way back a long time ago
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He don't eat nothin' but a bear cat stew
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Well this cat's name is Alley oop
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He's got a chaffeur that's a genuine dinosaur
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And he can knuckle your head before you can count to four
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He's got a bit ugly club and a head full of hair
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Like great a big lion or a grizzly bears
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He's the toughest man there is alive, Alley oop
Wearin' clothes from a wild cat's hide, Alley oop
He's the king of the jungle jive
Look at that caveman go
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Rides through the jungle tearin' limbs off of trees
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Knockin' great big monsters dead on their knees
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The cat's don't bug him 'cause they know better
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'Cause he's a mean motor scooter and a bad go getter
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Alley oop, he's the toughest man there is alive
Alley oop, wearin' clothes from a wild cat's hide
Alley oop, he's the king of the jungle jive
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There he goes, look at that caveman go
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He sure is hip, ain't he
Like, what's happening
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He's too much