[Verse 1]
They masturbate the ma**es
While they're lubing up the a**es
Of all the lower cla**es
The ones about to get f**ed
Go deepthroat a flagpole
And they shove it up your a**hole
Have you ever seen two Senators one cup?
They say "oh, yeah"!
[Verse 2]
Politicians give the sloppiest head
To their favorite Lobbyists
They spit it back into the mouths
Of every pimp in Congress
The hookers down on [?] Street
They're all begging to get f**ed
So smack it all around and stick it in
Make me say "oh, yeah"!
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
[?] filibuster
Whips and chains to flog his nuts
You're the slave so call me master
Or I'll stick it in your bu*t
I tape the nightly news
So I can jerk when I get home
Because Politics is my favorite p**n
Make me say "oh, yeah"!
"oh, yeah"!
[Outro]
f** Politicians in their a**es
f** Politicians in their a**es
f** Politicians in their a**es
f** Politicians right in the a** (fart noise)