A new day another morning after, leaning back on my chair in a greasy spoon cafeteria Last night was some beer laryness done our way but again we're back in the light of day Chatting sh**, sitting at the wall table telling jokes playing with the salt, lookin' out the window Girl brings 2 plates of full English over with plenty of scrambled eggs and plenty of fried tomato Get my phone out, 'bout to give this girl a shout, see if she had a nice time last night up town Ask if she fancies trying it again sometime then Cal grabs the phone like oi oi oi! Hold it down boy, your head's getting blurred I know you cant stop thinking of her By all means you can vibe with this girl But just don't mug yourself, that's all don't mug yourself! Seriously Mick you f**er No no no Cos ya know what I mean Don't mug yourself I'm f**ing, I'm know way really d'ya know what I mean I can take it or leave it, believe, and then Calvins like oi You need to hold it down Jack, put your phone back Quit staring into space and eat your snack, that's that She'll want you much for not hanging on Stop me if I'm wrong, stop me if I'm wrong Why should she be the one who decides whether its off or on or on or off or on Now the girls rude, I know she's rude but she's screwed right through you, you'll be on your
knees soon Hold it down boy, your head's getting blurred I know you cant stop thinking of her By all means you can vibe with this girl Bust just don't mug yourself, that's all don't mug yourself! And I'm like, honestly it's not like that, your acting like I'm prancing like a sap Jumping when she claps and that, oi Do you really think I act wack cos I'm tellin' ya serving the aces and it's game set and match Perfectly in control of this goal, I got the lead role, won't be fooled and I'm older than you're told Girl sold, high speeds gold, game over game over too cold Hold it down boy, your head's getting blurred I know you cant stop thinking of her By all means you can vibe with this girl But just don't mug yourself, that's all don't mug yourself! Hold it down boy, your head's getting blurred I know you cant stop thinking of her By all means you can vibe with this girl But just don't mug yourself, that's all don't mug yourself! Hold it down boy, your head's getting blurred! I know you cant stop thinking of her! Like girl is she as smelly ala piss! She must have crab and f**in' shrimp in her teeth!