Snack Cakes Music by LaTour Lyrics by Joey Spatafora Performed by The Squids Snack Cakes, do you wanna do something tonight? Just come down to the city, get in a cab, it's only fifty cents a ride Oh Snack Cakes, the first day that we met, she asked me for a cigarette Then me and Bob Dum-de-dum took her to the beach and got real drunk I know a girl named Snack Cakes Like Little Debbie, I like to call her Snack Cakes Hey Snack Cakes baby Snack Cakes, "What do you want to do?" She said "I don't know, what do you want to do?" I said "What ever you want to do" So, after the show, me and Bob Dum-de-dum took her to the beach
And got real drunk But we were real careful, because she was underage And used a fake I.D. to get into the show I know a girl named Snack Cakes Like Little Debbie, I like to call her Snack Cakes Hey Snack Cakes baby (I like Jelly Rolls, and Devil Squares, and Choco-Bites You know, Snack Cakes) Snack Cakes, do you want to do something tonight? Just come down to the city, get in a cab, it's only fifty cents a ride Oh Snack Cakes, do you want to do something tonight? Just get into a cab It costs only fifty cents to get from there to here baby Oh Snack Cakes