Ever since her father died
She said she wouldn't give it up until she was married
Even when her conscience and her conscience went swimming
She would keep her dignity
We used to take sleeping pills together
And watch Nightmare on Elm Street naked on my best friends living room floor
On your living room floor
And ever since she claimed she tried to die when she was five
Continuing that lie has been a reason to stay alive
So don't call me if all you're gonna do is bring me crashing and burning back through your window
Just walk me through the notes
Let me pa** out when I pa** out and when I say stop I really, really, really f**ing mean it
We swim about inside each other
We never loved we were just lovers
And I used to steal smack from your brother
So I write this on the back of my face
In the pub where I live
But they don't know my name
And if I'm fighting with anyone Jess I'm glad that it's you
'Cause you sing my songs with more pa**ion than I do
So f** me and call me your big, grizzly bear
We'll make love in the night and we both won't be there
But your plane lands at midnight, I'll be home, safe and sound
But as soon as I'm sober I'll come round
Yeah as as soon as I'm sober I'll come round
Yeah as as soon as I'm sober I'll come round
Yeah as as soon as I'm sober I'll come round
And if I ever get sober I'll come around