I took a bus out here this morning just to spite my president
And I'll bum a ride back after nightfall to my legal residence
But I see you coming with your surfboard; I just know you're gonna be mine
So don't hurry, I'm enjoying you just one step at a time
“Hello darling”—that's what I'll say when you pa** me on the pier
And you ought to know who said it ‘cause I'm the only person here
And maybe you'll have a car and money for a movie and drink
And I can quit the lousy job from which they fired me last week
It's all in the cards for today
I stacked the deck myself
I think it's a beautiful way
To toast the season's health
So I made a deal with my landlady that if I become a star
I will send a glossy picture she can hang behind her bar
But we know that I ain't going nowhere and my rent shall stay unpaid
While I'm waiting here all summer for my pretty surfboard maid
It's all in the cards for today
I stacked the deck myself
I think it's a beautiful way
To toast the season's health
So I made a deal with my landlady that if I become a star
I will send a glossy picture she can hang behind her bar
But we know that I ain't going nowhere and my rent shall stay unpaid
While I'm waiting here all summer for my pretty surfboard maid