One, two, three Sun comes up through the window in the morning The flowers say hello I pour cold milk on hot oatmeal Steam goes up my nose Toaster bings Microwave sings Could I have another Cup of Java, honey, baby, darling, sugar lumps? Ah, honey, baby, darling, sugar bumps? Shower feels nice and warm On my little bitty tootsies The shower makes me sing just like Ritchie Valens Oh, could you, could you, could you, join me?
Hand me that towel, stop playing around What are you doing there on the ground? Barking like an Afghanistan lap dog At the race track, come towards me, baby Good morning, America Good evening, Siberia Is that a fax coming in? From Rajavic, Iceland, ah-ooh Must be cold And I see the ocean out there It must be cold Let's crawl back in bed Let's crawl back in bed Let's crawl back in bed Mmm-mmm