Skinny was born in a bathtub
And he grew so incredibly
Even the end of an eyedropper
s**ed him in
Skinny never knew any questiong
Skinny never looked at the lights
But Skinny sold something
Every single night
Skinny sold a soldier to me
Skinny sold a wife
Skinny sold a suction cup
And a knife
Skinny found a Hello Dolly
Record in the hall
He sold it to a truck driver
In the fall