Once, there was a Willie and he could see That there was a Shorty and he could see You could, you could tell that Shorty Wouldn't always be short, so he said "Protect yourself, Shorty, protect yourself" Once the fever finds your soul Something else will take control Something dark and from a bowl Something says to me But it can be indiscreet And you tend to overheat O'er the taste of soft and sweet Something says to me What can you do when something falls? Walls close from somewhere, close from nowhere, like eyes Can't, can't think clearly, I can't think But I can't think clearly Believe maybe you can, maybe you can help me Bill, no, Willie, Willie, can you, doggone it, can you, Bill? Can you, Will? Maybe Jay? No, no, he's, bye, Jay, bye I've got this light behind my eyes And believe me, it tells me what, what to do But I doubt it, it says that if you can't win
Then there's no way you can lose If nature hates both a vacuum then the vacuum cleaner too Then it laughs, I don't know what this means What can I do? I don't know Love is, love is, love is, ahh Love is, love is, love is, ahh Love is, love is, love is, ahh Love is expectation Love is explanation Love is exploitation, ahh Somebody's getting somebody happy Love is complication Love is consummation Love is concentration, ahh Oh, goddamn it, I can't Love is obligation Love is insulation Love is stimulation, ahh It's always, 'have a good weekend' Love is ruination Love is accusation Love is navigation, ahhh Is anybody, is anybody driving? Someone's gotta be, somebody driving? I can't drive, I'm not, is anybody driving? Somebody must be driving Is anybody, is anybody driving? Is anybody driving at all?