We got the kilt to Leven
The kids up there
Had multicolored hair
A bunch of gnarly punks
They welcomed us with open arms
We shared together
Everything we had
'Twasn't much
So here's to the la**es
Here's to the lads
And the good times
We were so glad to have
Drinking in the Kingdom of Fife
They took s to Kilcaldy
Then to Dundee
Up the coast to Aberdeen
Hey what a crazy scene
We made so many friends up there
To name them all's impossible for me
Oh yeah, I was that drunk
So if you ever get up to Leven
You better do this just for me
Have a drink with the Kings of Fife
Have a drink in the Kingdom of Fife