I hate anchovie pizza
Asparagus and peas
Wanting my desert
And having to say please
I hate
Well I hate everything [x2]
I hate the Grateful Dead
Their hippy fans are such a waste
Everything about them
Even Jerry's ugly face
[Chorus]
I hate working around the house
I hate mowing the lawn
I hate doing my homework
I even hate this song
[Chorus x2]