You think your life is difficult Well mine's a little bit harder You see I've got this problem My girlfriend is a vampire Blond hair, brown eyes Thin waist My prize She sleeps during the day When I'm not exactly tired It ain't much fun in a coffin
My girlfriend is a vampire s**s blood, likes bats Big fangs My love You can't take her out in the sun You can't take a picture of her Her ex-boyfriend is a werewolf My girlfriend is a vampire