NC: (thinking, lethargic and depressed) Another movie. Another mindless flick that s**s dicks from Netflix. It makes me sick
(singing)
On and on
I'm sick of moping, doping, and complaining
Well...not complaining but
I think I'm done
On and on
So I k**ed Floss just for a sad ending
(shot of Floss looking angry in heaven)
For a film I'm resenting
The review must go on!
The review must go on!
The joke's gone on too long!
No more prententious songs
About love or destiny!
The review must go on!
The review must go on!
Chick: (singing)
I don't know why I'm still here
I'm simply k**ing time here
Maybe I'll get a sandwitch from Subway
NC: (singing)
The review must go on!
The review must go on!
Chick: (singing)
A BLT
Elisa: (singing)
Or ham and cheese
Nella: (singing)
Perhaps for dessert, Dairy Queen
NC: (singing)
I'm done with these songs. They're all wrong
Not even gonna rhyme this last line
Chick: (singing)
Although you sort of did
NC: (singing)
Yes, that's true
Chick: (singing)
And we're rhyming this one, too
NC: (singing)
That is also true
Chick: (singing)
Think I'll watch Scooby-Doo
NC: (singing)
Oh, Jesus, shut up, you!
I've got some b**hing to do
Chick: (singing)
So what else is new?
NC: Okay, we're getting to a close now!
NC, Chick, Nella, and Elisa: (singing)
The review must go ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
NC: (Singing) oooooooooooooooooooooooo(is shot)AH!