I was walking with a friend of mine
Doing nothing just a pa**in' time
Got a notion that'll do you good
Eat a pizza down in hollywood
In the alley behind the laundromat
Stab the motherf**er in the back!
Marlon Brando & Jimmy Dean
Stupid clowns didn't mean a thing
I don't really care if he was gay,
Was he cuter than Doris Day
With his shoes and his tailored slacks
Stab the motherf**er in the back!