I was a-climbing a ladder
When I looked up I slid
I fell down in a bath tub
And had a beer instead
I was a-climbing a mountain
When I came across a goat
He said jump on my back now
I can use an extra coat
Oh and you race for the bright top
I was a-cooking some dinner
When the fireworks began
That's when the goat said: you're lucky
You used the wrong pan
Oh and you race for the bright top