Dear Mr Amazon Lady
This is my complaint via song
I placed an order for a limited edition xbox one
But instead all I got was a load of capri sun
Sometimes you get something that you do not want
Sometimes the world gives you something that makes you feel numb
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, with these Capri Suns?
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, with these blackcurrant ones?
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, with these Capri Suns?
What an I gonna do, they're not even the orange ones.
Its time for mince pies
And FBS gaming
I shouldn't be here sonically complaining
All I ever wanted was this christmas to be fun
But now I'm fully weeping into my capri sun
Oh Jeff Bezos, how could you do this to a man?
I want to forgive you but I dont think I can
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, with these Capri Suns?
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, with these blackcurrant ones?
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, with these Capri Suns?
What an I gonna do, they're not even the orange ones
Can I have it back please?
Can I have it back please?
I hope it was worth it
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy- woo I cant say that word
I'd bet you'd have me say that word, Jeff
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, with these Capri Suns?
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, with these blackcurrant ones?
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, with these Capri Suns?
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, with these blackcurrant ones?
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, with these Capri Suns?
What an I gonna do, they're not even the orange ones.