[Verse 1]
It's a holiday holiday, a festival of ice
Hookers turning tricks while Maxies drinking through the night
It's a holiday holiday, friends and whiskey near
Together we all celebrate this drunken f**ed up Maxies time of year
[Verse 2]
It's a holiday holiday, we'll drink up all your beer
We're stealing all your girlfriends and you're sure to shed a tear
It's a holiday holiday we've scored up snow and ice
Together we all celebrate this f**ed up crazy fun filled Maxies night
[Verse 2]
It's a holiday holiday, it fills us with delight
Music playing, Maxies singing clubbing it through the night
It's a holiday holiday, what happiness we prune
By causing drama hammered f**ed drunk
What a happy drunken holiday
Happy f**ed up, drunken Maxies Holiday