Well I got a little friend named Max, (that's me)
And I got a little friend named David
And these kids were the best of friends
And they would hang out all day
Just laughin', and a fightin', and playin' all day
The rabbis asked if they were gay
They said no way
But that was till today
Curly brown hair love affair
That's right you heard me
Curly brown hair love affair
And I'll want's to be
A second cla** citizen, I wanna have no rights
And I wanna be prepared for my curly brown hair love affair
No more Jewish Day School for me
Social structure's getting horny
No college grant from the military
Same old story's getting boring
And all the sh** that you learned in your cla**es
Well you can take your text books and shove em up your a**es
Stick em up your a**es, shove em up your a**es
Curly brown hair love affair
That's right you heard me
Curly brown hair love affair
And I'll want's to be
A second cla** citizen, I wanna have no rights
And I wanna be prepared for my curly brown hair love affair