Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang will be regret
A maiden I will dee
But I'll turn into a nightingale
My song will warm thy heart
Well I'll turn into a threshing machine
and tear thy bird apart
Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang will be regret
A maiden I will dee
But I'll turn into a vampire
and kiss you on the neck
Well I'll turn into a siller cross
and send thee back to Heck
Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang will be regret
A maiden I will dee
But I'll turn into a hydrogen bomb
and atomize the air
Well I'll turn into a co*kroach
and you'll see if I care
Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang will be regret
A maiden I will dee
But I'll turn into a supernova
and burn up everything
Well I'll turn into a black little hole
and you'll turn into string
Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang will be regret
A maiden I will dee
But I'll turn into God Himself
and then you'll come to me
Well I will not believe in you
and then where will you be
Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
Untwinkle, little ee
My ainly pang will be regret
A maiden I will dee
My ainly pang will be regret
A maiden I will dee