[Intro (spoken)]
Since the beginning of time, mankind has searched for sanctuary from poverty, sickness and war. Just recently three young men found it, welcome to Awesometown
[Chorus]
Come along with us!
Come along to Awesometown!
Come along with us!
And wipe away your frown!
[Verse 1]
(Roll call)
Andy, Akiva
Jorma, Andy
Akiva, Jorma
Andy and Jorma and Akiva
[Chorus]
Come along with us!
Come with us to Awesometown!
Give us all your trust!
And we will let you down!
(Dance break)
(Stop)
[Verse 2]
My name’s Akiva, the brains of the group
If you have a problem I can solve it for you
My name’s Andy and I play sports
I also enjoy building forts
My names is Jorma, motherfu*ker, the sensitive one
Break your motherfu*king face with the bu*t of my gun
Rip off your arms and break your legs with them
Spread your ass cheeks and stick my dick in them
[Chorus]
Come along with us!
Come with us to Awesometown!
Fun times are a must!
In awesometown!