[Intro]
When hinges creak in doorless chambers
And strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls
Whenever candlelights flicker where where the air is d**hly still
That is the time when ghosts are present
Practicing their terror with ghoulish delight
[Verse 1]
When the crypt doors creak
And the tombstones quake
Spooks come out for a singing wake
Happy haunts materialize
And begin to vocalize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
[Verse 2]
Now don't close your eyes
And don't try to hide
Or a silly spook may sit by your side
Shrouded in a daft disguise
They pretend to terrorize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
[Verse 3]
As the moon climbs high o'er dead oak tree
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes
Start to shriek and harmonize
Grim grinning ghosts come out socialize
[Verse 4]
When you hear the knell of a requiem bell
Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell
Restles bones etherealize
Rise as spooks of every size
(Uhuhuhuahahah)
[x3]
[Verse 5]
If you would like to join our jamboree
There's a simply rule that's compulsory
Mortals pay a token fee
Rest in peace, the haunting's free
So hurry back we would your company
[End]
Be sure to bring your d**h certificate
If you decide to join us
Make final arrangements now
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