Oh I got myself a myspace page It really is the best I logged into it the tother day It said new friend request It were from a la** in lancashire Her page had loads of hits I saw the pictures in her profile And she had absolutely ma**ive... Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes Right Here We Go I sent her instant messages I posted on her blog I said lets meet in Wetherspoons So we could have a snog She said she had no transport And so a lift she'd catch
And if I played my cards right I'd get to feel her Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra AyeS Word to your mother How is your mother? We walked home from pub together I even bought her chips I kissed her on the doorstep She said can't you kiss me on the lips We carried on our courting But then I had a reet big shock It turns out it wasn't a girl at all It was a fella with a ma**ive... Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes