We got twenty-nine fingers and man, are we havin' fun
We got twenty-nine fingers and boy, are we havin' fun
Twenty-nine fingers and only six are thumbs
We play cheap guitars and only two lousy drums
Cheap guitars and only two lousy drums
See us comin', you'd better get out of the way
We're The Konks, yeah, yeah, yeah
We're The Konks, and we don't care
We're The Konks, yeah, yeah, yeah
We're The Konks, yeah, yeah, yeah
Twenty-nine fingers and man, are we havin' fun
Twenty-nine fingers and man, are we havin' fun
Cheap guitars and only two lousy drums
Cheap guitars and only two lousy drums
See us comin', you better get out of the way
We're The Konks, yeah, yeah, yeah
We're The Konks, yeah, yeah, yeah
We're The Konks, hey, hey, hey
We're The Konks, and we don't care