Took my girl home the other night. Got myself in an awful fight. She said, "Doux, doux, darlin', won't you please come in?" Her old lady socked me with a rollin pin. And I bawled. I bawled. Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl. Well, I bawl when I feel the pin. I don't meet with that old woman again. Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled.) I bawled. (I bawled.) Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl. Well, I bawl when I feel the pin. I don't meet with that old woman again. Mon, the first time she hit me, she knocked me down. Wouldn't even let me get off the ground. I tried to tell of the rules of Queensbury. She said, "Boy, cuts no ice with me."
And I bawled. I bawled. Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl. Well, I bawl when I feel the pin. I don't meet with that old woman again. Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled.) I bawled. (I bawled.) Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl. Oh, mon, talk about eternity. That's what that encounter seemed to me. She started to sneeze and I started to run. Gone like a bullet from a machine gun. And I bawled. I bawled. Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl. Well, I bawl when I feel the pin. I don't meet with that old woman again. Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled.) I bawled. (I bawled.) Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl.