Alright let's do this y'all
[Chorus]
I am adorable, (So precious)
I'm a tween sensation, (ah)
People think it's cute
When I'm in adult situations
[Verse 1]
I wanna rock your body
And you know I ain't playin'
Someone wrote this song for me
So I'm not sure what I'm sayin'
I've seen many different girls
And I've seen their second bases
But you're nothing like those girls
You don't have zits or braces
I'm so glad it's you and me and we are all alone
Except for my dad who's right over there cause he's the chaperone
I don't want to pressure you
Cause I'm willing to wait
And I won't try to touch your b**bies on the first date
I'll take you out to Chuck-E-Cheese
And then I'll pick some movie
And then maybe later you can just let me see your b**bies
Zero times none, equals none
You plus me, equals fun
Jeans and puppies and chubby cheeks
Is my cuteness starting to make you weak
[Chorus]
I am adorable, (So frickin' cute)
Now this is my advantage
I've got Carol Brady hair
And I know all of Usher's dances
Let's go to my dad's car
And make the windows steam
I really hope that sounded cool
Cause I don't know what it means
[Verse 2]
Most of the other boys
Will play you for a fool
I made this macaroni necklace
Today at school
I know how to please you
Cause I can do s** good
I learned about it in a Playboy
That I found in the woods
The square root of sixteen-hundred is forty
Don't you want to be my shorty
When I first saw you I was astounded
I love you tonight if I'm not grounded
(You are definitely grounded)
[Chorus]
I am adorable, (It's almost disgusting)
(Stop singing that song
My son sings like a little girl
I don't know where I went wrong)
I want to sleep on you
(That doesn't make sense and you're being creepy)
Woah it's almost nine o'clock
I'm getting kind of sleepy
Aaa-aaaa-aaa