We're impossibly cute In tight trousers and suits Tabloids say that we're gay And gay horses eat Hay Hay! These blokes aren't so bad cheeky British lads,damn this song is mad catchy hey todd don't you agree Somethings wrong with mark now,why does he have skinny pink jeans on? They're salmon! 'Cuz he's into One Direction now I just like this one song,so get off get off get off of my case Quit staring at that kids face Look I don't know what the big deal is if I like this one song and the rest of their album Screw you guys I got a concert to go to Hey girls for this next tune We'll need some help from you Who knows all of the words Oo! I know them for sure Sorry but you're too old And you just knocked over several kids Maybe he could buy us beer though And tell us what that one thing is
Ok old man come join our boy band Great when do we run in the sand Put on this tie and this emo wig And lets do the leg thing I hate to be a party pooper but this song sounds familiar,Oh wait you guys I know what it is,it's I want it that way 'cuz I want it that way Oh no he cracked the code He remembers cuz he's old You must die for what you know You've got those wand things You english d***ks get off of my friend You c***ks brainwashed my husband Before you k** us check out this thing Oh god that is disgusting I don't even want to know what that is I think it's that one thing Thanks Todd and Stasia you saved my life,Why was I into those guys? but theres this other band that I dig they're called the wanted,Todd you'd like the wanted Cool!