He's the alphabet pony He's the alphabet pony Phoney monkey toy money lose end soda hands pink plastic Jesus on the dashboard Just saying. He's the alphabet pony He's the alphabet pony No fun not happy got no money need a friend a volcano dish on a mountain-top to live in He's the alphabet pony He's the alphabet pony Cancel Sunday cancel Monday don't look at me I been running on a no-tomorrow road at great speed n-n-n-need a punch a pop a bang a different song like a nice new home needs a mean stray dog
Yeah He's the alphabet pony He's the alphabet pony Oh we go up down up down up down town again we like the walk the talk don't stop and fall into the quicksand sharp teeth dry heat can't breathe too many sins don't forget my cigarettes and get something that we can drink He's the alphabet pony He's the alphabet pony