[Intro:] A lot of people ask me Why I did this Old school Eminem intro on this song (That doesn't even make chronological sense) I know [Verse 1:] Now its a double edge sword when you messing with the wordsmith A dangerous game homie I just wouldn't encourage it I been known to murder sh** Been known to drop a couple track on a whack rappers backs, snap vertebrates I suplex b**hes on the mic and in real life I'm damaging sh**, your clan[?] is like amateur night You average at best, i've never been even close to it I could be spitting in sign-language and still roasting sh** I'm The Jokerr so the sh** I do, n***as laugh at it I join the militant sector of black panthers chapter And get active with em' Show up at black lives matters with a gat And bust a cap in the a** of Colin Kaepernick n***as flip out I'll just be like yo; I'm half black n sh** Then they just be like: oh okay cool, it doesn't matter then Yo but now I'm jumping fences Cuz' I did the same sh** with Ku Kux Klan to Trump at the Republican convention [Chorus] I STAY READY You ca-You can catch me walking down the street b**h You-You can catch me flossing out my teeth b**h I STAY READY Whether I tryna relax at the beach Or practice my Chi n***a it doesn't matter to me! I STAY READY Yea - Ready for war ready for blood I STAY READY Ready for dirt ready for mud I STAY READY b**h you can aim shoot and empty the slug But you won't ever get the drop on me homie just because I STAY READY [Verse 2:] You can't get the drop on The Jokerr I'm too swift I sleep with my eyes pried open with toothpicks I sleep standing up out standing out in the cold on my stoop grippin' A shottie big enough to blow a hole through a moose with I juke quick in-and-out the game as I chose One second I'm there the next I'm not I aim to confuse Every possible public version of my name is a ruse My available information is so hazy and skewed I got n***as in the UK thinking I'm from the states Got n***as from up North thinking I'm from the A Got n***as on the West Coast thinking I'm from the East
But I'll beat you with a atlas for thinking I'm not a beast! The way that I bless a track You think I'm the rhyming priest Say grace and eat rappers at the holy rhyming feast I chop 'em in half with my giant teeth while I'm holding feet dangeling vertically - Gulpin' em - I told you [Chorus] I STAY READY You ca-You can catch me walking down the street b**h You-You can me flossing out my teeth b**h I STAY READY I could be blowing a stack at the mall Or scratching my balls n***a it doesn't matter at all! I STAY READY Yea - Ready for war ready for blood I STAY READY Ready for dirt ready for mud I STAY READY b**h you can aim shoot and empty the slug But you won't ever get the drop on me simply because I STAY READY [Verse 3:] Look - The bottom line is you whack, my n***a You WHACK serious You teeth are covered in plaque made out of whack-teria If you a pharaoh they'd bury you in a whack pyramid Every word that proceeds from your mouth is just whack PERIOD You seriously just whack in all area - Lyricism, whack shows, whack merchandise, whack appearances When you die your funeral will be whack I'm over ya I sneeze when I'm next to you I got whacknaphobia Listen to The Jokerr brah I'm thinking like a gopher does Lift you by the throat and bodyslam you like The Hulk, because! I got a vendetta to serve I'm known to to hold a grudge Fifty thousand volts from the socket Here - hold this plug And when it comes to the rhymes, n***a you notice I'm supercalifragilisticexpi-rhyma-docious The top gun - you want some top rhyming flow sh** I'm here dick out for Harambe, post it n***a [Chorus] I STAY READY You ca-You can catch me walking down the street b**h You-You can me flossing out my teeth b**h I STAY READY I could be catching a fish at the river Or taking a sh** in it It doesn't make a difference my n***a! I STAY READY Yea - Ready for war ready for blood I STAY READY Ready for dirt ready for mud I STAY READY b**h you can aim shoot and empty the slug But you won't ever get the drop on me simply because I STAY READY