Clark
She hangs it on her wall
And makes me feel quite uncomfortable
Whenever I'm over I feel like crawling underneath
I wish she'd give it back the worst photograph ever taken of me.
Now she says she thinks I'm cursed
She compliments me on being well versed
In all of the excuses I could give to get sympathy
But she still won't give it back the worst photograph ever taken of me.
Now picture this and picture more
Picture me pulling her to the floor
Attempting to save face
Preventing disgrace
Relenting is such a waste for them all, just let me fall.
Now I don't know what I was thinking (he goes home to his dictionary)
Time goes by in the blinking (finds his face beside the word homely)
Of the eye of the lens, capturing it all for posterity
I hear the generations laugh at the worst photograph ever taken of me.
Now picture this and picture that
Picture me pinning her to the mat
Opening clenched hands
Revenging her plan
To lessen this man before them all, just let me fall.
Silently (silently) gracefully (gracefully)
From the family tree, from the family tree.
She says she thinks I'm cursed
She keeps that 2x3 inside of her purse
I don't want to sound negative but something's developing in me
And my whole future's looking black since the worst photograph ever taken of me.
But I swear I'll get it back, the worst photograph ever taken of me
It's written right on the back, it says: ‘The worst photograph ever taken of me'.