I had a big night last night
Drinking Molson Ex
and on the way home
I got T-Rex
I woke up this morning
Took 2 Sominex
That wife and mine
She's now my ex
Well, I got myself evicted
From my duplex
Moved into a half-ton van, and then "X"
Fresh full of beer
My ole' dog Rex
At least I got another wife
She's now my ex
Chorus:
Merry Xmas to me
The dog threw up all over the xmas tree
They re-posessed
My color TV
Merry Xmas to me
My car's off the road
We're having D-fleX
I said to myself, "Geesh what next"
My wife dropped in
For "Alimony Checks"
So I threw her in the lake
Now she's my, wet ex
(Chorus)
So I sat there drinking
All my Molson Ex
Shook in the empties
My ole' dog Rex
Stupid bloody mutt
Stuck his head in the Moulinex
You guessed it
He's now my ex-Rex