[Announcer]
It's time for another villainous Source Rap Battle!
It's the mighty Frieza vs the telepathic Mewtwo!
Who's gonna take the title? Only one way to find out; LET'S GO!
[Frieza]
It's the emperor of the universe, the baddest villain that you know
ALL HAIL FRIEZA! Though I doubt I need an intro
I'm up against a pocket monster, someone get him backup
I'll end this in a verse and then we'll call this sh** the rap-up
I'm taking flight now, hit you with a ki blast
See you try to float around, I'll take a b**h to flight cla**
Destroy a planet in my first form, I'm a guru
Prince of the galaxy LOOKING AT YOU LIKE MEW-WHO?!
[Mewtwo]
Frieza, calm yourself. Mewtwo's here to help you
I'm terribly sorry about the hand that life has dealt you
A mutated humanoid, I'll try to speak slowly
You have the body of a Krillin, and the intellect of Broly
Psychic abilities, using my telepathy
I can hear your thoughts, you're wishing you're as dope as me
But facing me in battle, d**h can be your only wish now
Three finger slap to the face, YOU'RE MY b*tch NOW!
[Frieza]
OK, I think it's time for you to face an ending
You're a blatant rip off my final form, stop pretending!
Descendant of the chilled, ice cold--ask Cooler
Got a mew screw loose to face the universe's ruler
GALACTIC RAPPIN CAPTAIN, I'm snappin entire factions
King Vegeta lost his life and his planet, I talk with actions!
Eliminate a kangaroo, no begging, my heart's frozen
Next in line for total annihilation, AND YOU'VE BEEN CHOSEN!
[Mewtwo]
Frieza, if I were listening, that would have been impressive
But my psychic shield blocked your attempts to get aggressive
I see you truly think this is a contest, don't make me laugh
I feel like Trunks when he cut you and your dad in half
You say your heart's cold? I'll warm it up with a Hyper Beam
Make a movie of the battle, title it "The Dragon Scream"
With all of my abilities, one thing with you is hazy
I still can't tell IF YOU'RE A MALE OR A LADY
[Announcer]
Oh man, that was ruthless!
Which of the villains took the title?
Who the hell is next?
It's a Source Rap Battle!