Start with a beer, 2, 3 or 4
Then were downing the absinthe, yet still we want more
Skin up a doob and pa** that sh** round
Phone up tha taxi, get me in to town
Rack up the c**aine, smoke some more mary
Down some more vodka, far too much vodka
Taxi turns up and were already f*cked
Open the window coz I need to sober up, I need to sober up
Will we ever stop, f*ckin' our bodies up?
Get kicked out of a club, for gettin' caught rackin' up
Those f*ckin' bouncers nicked our stash
Arguin' the toss 'cos we want it back