Oh, Rupert
Rupert Murdoch
You mean so much to us
Oh, Rupert
Rupert Murdoch
You shaped our lives
And gave us thoughts
When we wrote this song we hoped
Rebecca Brooks wouldn't have
Resigned yet
Though some people say
It was a good thing
But only in retrospect
Oh, Rupert
Rupert Murdoch
I don't know what you did
Oh, Rupert
Rupert Murdoch
Why does everyone blame you?
You have done nothing wrong
In this whole phone hacking scandal
Some of your minions have been
Tapping lines and people didn't approve
Oh, Rupert
Rupert Murdoch
Oh, Rupert
Rupert Murdoch
Oh, Rupert
Rupert Murdoch
You tried to buy BSkyB
Oh, Rupert
Rupert Murdoch
Jeremy Hunt is just scum
When he tried to block your
Legitimate takeover
He didn't realise you are
Actually a lovely man
Oh, Rupert
Rupert Murdoch
Oh, Rupert
Rupert Murdoch
Oh, Rupert
We like you