It's hard being a man Living in a garbage pail My landlady called me up, ooohhh She tried to hit me with a mop I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more, oh I can't stand it anymore more But if Candy would just come back It'd be all right Yeah, if Candy would just come back It would be all right, come on baby I live with thirteen dead cats A purple dog that wears spats They're all out livin' in the hall And I can't stand it anymore I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more But if Candy would just come back It'd be all right Ooohhh, if Candy would just come back
It would be all right, be all right now Ah, come on baby I'm tired of living all alone Yeah, nobody ever calls me on the phone But when, ah, things start getting bad, ah I just play my music louder I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it, I can't stand it, oh I can't stand it, I can't stand it I can't stand it, I can't stand it, no I can't stand it, I can't stand it, oh I can't stand it, I can't stand it I can't stand it, I can't stand it I can't stand it, I can't stand it I can't stand it, I can't stand it