I can see in your face
The hint of a trace
Of a tear in your eye
Is it because that you
Still want me to be true?
Is that why you're gonna cry?
"No."
'Cos if that's true, you know
I can never be your man
'Cos wherever I lay my hat
That's my hat stand
"What?"
Did you think that I'd be
Your one and only
Forever more?
"What did you say about a hat stand?"
Does it hurt you that I
Had to be the kind of guy
That all women fall for?
"No. I don't even find you physically attractive."
I'm not worth your tears
I'm not fit to be your man
"No? Good."
'Cos wherever I lay my hat
That's my hat stand
"Look, what are you talking about?"
That's my hat stand
"What is?!"
I'm telling you, darling,
That's my hat stand
"Look, that's a lamp post, not a hat stand!"
Gotta leave you darling
"Look, who are you, anyway?!"
I can't stay any longer
"I only asked you for a light, for god's sake!"
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