Hikin' a football between his knees
Runnin' to catch a pa**
Climbing up the friendly trees,
Fallin' in the gra**
My brother Woody.
Singin' a song and playin' guitar
Laughin' at every goof
Tryin' to touch the morning star
From the toolshed roof
My brother Woody
Don't go away and leave the lights on
Curtain strings don't get yanked
Gotta watch out for Mom "the Bomb"
Be good enough not to get spanked
My brother Woody