I've got a black skin suit
Alligator shoes
Now I found success
And I paid my dues
Well everything is fine
But I can't find my mind
I've got a crystal ball
And a divining rod
Magnifying gla**
And a pack of dogs
I looked up my sign
But I can't find my mind
I called the law
Hired a private eye
Turned in an APB
With the FBI
No matter what I do
I still can't find a clue
That's right
I don't know what to think
I've looked every place
Where is the missing link?
That was behind my face?
There's only one thing to do